SOCK GENIUS 3000 PROTOCOL

A Committee of Conundrums presents:

A protocol for solving all of life's little mysteries, one sock at a time.

By applying the principles of the Sock Genius 3000, you too can unlock the secrets of the universe, but probably not.

Here's a step-by-step guide:

  1. Step 1: Put on a pair of socks.
  2. Step 2: Stare intensely at the socks.
  3. Step 3: Tap your feet on the floor 7 times.
  4. Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until the answer reveals itself.

Need more information? Check out the Sock Genie 3000 FAQ

Or, if you're feeling brave, the Sock Genie 3000 Specifications

Subcommittee of Sock Genie 3000 Prototyping: