SOCK GENIUS 3000 PROTOCOL

A Committee of Conundrums presents:

A protocol for solving all of life's little mysteries, one sock at a time.

By applying the principles of the Sock Genius 3000, you too can unlock the secrets of the universe, but probably not.

Here's a step-by-step guide:

1. Step 1: Put on a pair of socks.
2. Step 2: Stare intensely at the socks.
3. Step 3: Tap your feet on the floor 7 times.
4. Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until the answer reveals itself.

Need more information? Check out the Sock Genie 3000 FAQ

Or, if you're feeling brave, the Sock Genie 3000 Specifications