Developed by our team of expert engineers, the Sock Sorting Machine can sort and categorize all your missing socks with precision and speed.
Place a single dollar in the machine, select your desired sock type, and retrieve a matching pair. Easy, right?
Hire us to do the sorting for you. We'll sort your socks while you sleep, and even throw in a few free matches.
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Sock hermitage not actually solved. Or is it?