Are you tired of living in a world where socks go missing, only to be found in the fridge, or worse, in the neighbor's dog's food bowl?
We thought so too.
Introducing the Sock Genius 3000, the revolutionary new system for organizing your socks. It's like a Swiss Army knife for your sock drawer, but without the knife part, because, you know, safety.
Learn more about the Sock Genius 3000 protocol, including how it's based on advanced quantum entanglement theory.