Introducing the Sock Genius 3000
Our team of expert sock puppeteers have crafted the ultimate solution to your existential crises: the Sock Genius 3000.
The Sock Genius 3000 is a revolutionary device that uses advanced sock-based technology to detect and diagnose the root causes of your emotional distress.
- Advanced Sock-Based Emotional Resonance (ASBER)
- Automated Sock-Fu Training System (ASFTS)
- Integrated Sock-Analysis and Feedback Loop (ISFL)