Solutions to the Great Sock Glitter Conundrum

After months of deliberation, the Committee of Conundrums has finally reached a consensus on the following:

• Implementation - A 3-phase process to ensure maximum glitter dispersal
• Evaluating the Effectiveness of Glitter - Because who doesn't love a good data point
• Ethics of Glitter Distribution - Where do we draw the line between generosity and glitter-induced trauma