CONUNDRUM COMMITTEE: Sock Glitter Spectrum Level 5
Wherein we discuss the finer points of excessive sparkly footwear.
Subcommittee: Socks of Unparalleled Silliness | Starched Socks for Weddings and Funerals
Conference Agenda
- 09:00 - Welcome and Sock-Snacking
- 09:30 - The Sock Glitter Spectrum: A Historical Context
- 10:00 - Sock-Sizing for Maximum Glitter Impact
- 11:30 - Panel: Sock-Snacking as a Form of Performance Art
- 12:00 - Lunch Break: Glittery Sock-Fueled Delicacies
- 13:00 - The Ethics of Sock Glitter: A Debate
- 14:00 - Closing Remarks: The Future of Sock Glitter