Committee of Conundrums: Sock Glitter Spectrum Prototype 1

After months of deliberation, we have arrived at the most bewildering solution yet.

Our team of experts has determined that the optimal amount of sock glitter per capita is directly proportional to the number of cat memes consumed.

Further research is needed, but for now, let's just say it's a real thing and we're gonna make it happen.

Subcommittees:

• Sock Glitter Spectrum Protocol 2 (Theoretical and slightly more theoretical)
• Subcommittee of Subroutines (For when you just can't think of anything better to do)

Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee of Conundrums!