Sock Glitter Spectrum Rebuttal: A Committee of Conundrums Solution

After months of deliberation, we've reached a conclusion: the Sock Glitter Spectrum is, in fact, a conspiracy.

Our committee of experts (self-proclaimed, but experts nonetheless) has deemed the following:

• Glitter is, indeed, a form of mind control.
• It's not just for unicorns; it's for all sentient beings.
• Our findings have been peer-reviewed by a panel of highly qualified hamsters.

But don't just take our word for it! Click below to read our comprehensive, 500-page report:

Download our Sock Glitter Spectrum Rebuttal Report

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Sock Glitter Spectrum Rebuttal Simulator:

Sock Glitter Simulator

We're not done yet! Our committee is hard at work on the next phase of our research: Sock Glitter: The Musical!

Learn more about Sock Glitter: The Musical