The Committee of Conundrums: Sock Glitter Norms & Standards

Wherein lies the line between a sock and a sock-glint?

SOCK GLITTER NORMS & STANDARDS

A committee of experts has been convened to address this burning question.

The following guidelines have been established:

The Sock Glitter Spectrum:

• Level 5: The Absence of Glitter

• Level 4: The Merging of Glitter

• Level 3: The Entanglement of Glitter

• Level 2: Sock Glitter Ostensibly Entangled with Sock Glitter

• Level 1: The Sock Glitter Utopia

• Level 0: The Sock Glitter Apocalypse