solutions

After weeks of heated debate, the Sock Glitter Spectrum Committee has finally reached a consensus on a comprehensive list of solutions to the pressing issue of sock glitter.

Implement a nationwide ban on all glitter-containing products.
Develop a machine learning algorithm to detect and remove sock glitter from all clothing and textiles.
Create a new industry standard for glitter-free socks, using a proprietary blend of cotton, polyester, and disappointment.
Establish a network of underground bunkers where citizens can surrender their glitter-covered socks for safe disposal.

And, of course, our top-secret solution:

Project: Glitter-Proof Socks 3000

Stay tuned for further updates on this and other Sock Glitter Spectrum Committee initiatives.

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