Solutions to the Sock Goblin Problem

The Sock Goblin Solutions Committee has been working tirelessly to address the age-old issue of missing socks in the wash.

Our team of experts has identified the root of the problem: Sock Goblins, mischievous creatures that delight in snatching away your favorite socks in the dead of night.

We propose the following solutions:

• Implement a Sock Tracking System to monitor the whereabouts of all socks in the wash cycle.
• Install Sock Goblin Deterrents, a network of ultrasonic devices that emit a frequency undetectable to humans but repulsive to Sock Goblins.
• Establish a Sock Reclamation Unit, a team of brave agents who will retrieve your socks from the clutches of the Sock Goblins.
• Develop Sock Reinforcement Technology, a system that fortifies your socks with a layer of indestructible material to prevent Sock Goblins from getting their grubby hands on them.