A solution to the Sock Committee's greatest problem: The Sock-Protocol 9000
In a bold move, the Committee of Conundrums decided to tackle the age-old problem of missing socks in the wash. After countless meetings, debates, and existential crises, they emerged with the Sock-Protocol 9000.
This revolutionary new system involves pairing each sock with a identical twin, thus ensuring that every sock has a soulmate. But at what cost?
Critics argue that the Sock-Protocol 9000 is nothing more than a fancy way of saying "we're just going to buy more socks". Others claim that the Committee's obsession with matching socks is a symptom of a deeper, more sinister force.
Read the Sock-Protocol 9000 Manifesto for more information
Learn how to implement the Sock-Protocol 9000 in your own home