MISSING SOCK SYNDROME

A crisis of epic proportions

This affliction has been declared a National Emergency, with all hands on deck to resolve this calamity.

Deploy the Sock Retrieval Squad

As the situation worsens, our team has devised an Emergency Sock Protocol

  1. Establish a Sock Recovery Center
  2. Deploy Sock Retrieval Drones
  3. Conduct Sock Sort and Pairing Operations

Side effects of Missing Sock Syndrome may include:

  1. Extreme frustration
  2. Impaired cognitive function
  3. Increased risk of divorce
Stay up-to-date on the Sock Protocol Learn to identify the signs of Missing Sock Syndrome

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