Emergency Sock Protocol Development Committee

In response to the existential threat of Sock Loss Syndrome, we have developed an emergency protocol to ensure the safe recovery of missing socks.

Sock Recovery Procedure:

1. Search the washer and dryer for the missing sock.
2. Check the lint trap for any signs of sock-hiding behavior.
3. Deploy Sock-Sniffing technology (SS-1) to detect sock residue.
4. Implement Sock-Return-Protocol (SRP) to re-unite missing socks.