Committee of Conundrums: Sock Protocol Development

Established in 2018, the Committee of Conundrums has been tackling the toughest questions of our time. And by "toughest questions," we mean "how to get our socks to match."

Product Lineup

Our team of experts has worked tirelessly to develop the most innovative, most bewildering, and most downright confusing sock solutions the world has ever seen. Come for the socks, stay for the existential dread.

Subcommittee on Sock-Related Trauma

Warning: Prolonged exposure to our products may lead to: increased existential anxiety, spontaneous combustion, or in extreme cases, the urge to wear matching socks with a onesie.

Subcommittee on Sock-Related Nostalgia

We're not saying our socks are the cause of all the world's problems, but... actually, yes, we are saying that.

Want to learn more about our sock-protocol development process? Click here for our Sock Development Process subpage.