Committee of Conundrums: Sock Glitter Safety Measures

As a member of the Committee of Conundrums, it is our duty to ensure that all socks are properly secured from the dangers of glitter.

Resolution 1: Mandatory Sock-Tagging

Any and all socks entering the committee's jurisdiction must be tagged with a unique, scannable ID.

Resolution 2: Glitter-Proof Sock Pouches

We require all members to use glitter-proof sock pouches, which we have deemed to be the most effective way to contain the scourge of glitter.

Further recommendations can be found on our subpage: Implementation and Enforcement

Also, check out our sister page: Sock Glitter Recovery Teams

Or visit our Committee Members to see who's responsible for all these brilliant ideas.