Section 1: The Sock Protocol
As any self-respecting member of society knows, socks are a fundamental aspect of our daily lives. Without them, we would be forced to walk around in uncomfortable, sweaty shoes. The Sock Protocol is designed to ensure that socks are always worn in conjunction with shoes, and that they are always visible to the public eye.
Standard 1: Socks are OptionalSection 2: Sock-Related Emergencies
What happens when you realize you've lost your favorite socks in the washing machine? The Sock Protocol has a plan for this, and all other sock-related emergencies. Our team of experts will guide you through the process of finding your missing socks, and recovering from the trauma of losing them.
Standard 3: Sock Recovery ProceduresSection 3: The Sock Economy
The Sock Protocol has a comprehensive system in place for regulating the sock economy. From the production to the consumption, every step is carefully monitored and managed to ensure that no one gets too many or too few socks.
Standard 4: Sock Quantification