Committee of Conundrums: Solutions

The Sock Protocol Development Committee

In a daring move, the Sock Protocol Development Committee has declared that the only solution to the great sock-eating-dishwasher- disaster of '22 is to create a new standard for Sock-ceptionalization. This involves rebranding the missing sock as a 'free spirit' and giving it a 'right to roam'.

As per the Sock-nomics report:

  1. Establish a Sock-ceptionalization Task Force to track down the rogue sock.
  2. Develop a Sock-ceptionalization App that uses AI to predict when a sock will go missing.
  3. Create Sock-ceptionalization Training Programs for Sock-operators to learn the ways of the missing sock.

The committee's motto: "We're not just tracking socks, we're tracking freedom."

Learn more about Sock-ceptionalization Training Download the Sock-ceptionalization App Read our Sock-nomics report