**The Sock Protocol 9000: A Guide for the Perplexed**
By now, you've likely heard of the infamous Sock Protocol 9000, the revolutionary new standard for matching socks with shoes. But have you ever wondered how to implement it in your daily life?
**Important Note:** Do not try to implement the Sock Protocol 9000 without consulting our official Sock Protocol 9000 Manual. Your local sock dealer may not have it.