SOCK-PROTOCOL 9000 Mission Statement

In a world where socks go missing at an alarming rate, the Committee of Conundrums has seen fit to create the Sock-Protocol 9000.

Our mission is to develop a comprehensive system for preventing sock loss, and to hold manufacturers accountable for their role in the great sock conspiracy.

Key Objectives:

• Standardize Sock Identification Numbers (SSIN) for easy tracking and recovery
• Develop Sock-Sorting Algorithms (SSA) to prevent mismatched pairings
• Establish Sock-Protector Guilds (SPG) for safe and secure sock storage

Together, we can make the world a less-sock-less place. Join us, won't you?