Committee of Conundrums: Sock Protocol 9000

Dr. Socklesworth: Lead Sock Engineer

As the esteemed leader of the Committee of Conundrums, Dr. Socklesworth has dedicated their life to developing the most revolutionary sock protocol the world has ever seen: Sock Protocol 9000.

Socklesworth's magnum opus is a system designed to optimize sock pairing, eliminating the age-old problem of solo-sock-ness. With a team of expert engineers, they're on the brink of a breakthrough.

But don't just take their word for it:

"I was a lone sock for 17 years, and then I discovered Sock Protocol 9000. Now I'm paired with my soulmate, and I'm never looking back!" - Formerly Solo Sock 345

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