Mrs. Sockworth, Sock Protocol 9000 Czarina

Director of Sock Protocol 9000 Development, Supreme Arbiter of Sock Fate, and Defender of Sock Honor

Under my watchful eye, the Sock Protocol 9000 shall not falter, the Sock Eaters of the world shall not pass, and the Sockless shall be judged.

The Committee of Conundrums shall convene daily at 3pm sharp to discuss the Sock Protocol 9000.

Meet my team:

• Sock-Stein, Sock Engineer Extraordinaire (Sock-Stein's Sock Blog)
• Boris B. Socksley, Sock Analyst (Sock Sleuth)
• Simon S. Socksley, Sock Historian (Sockslayer)

Together, we shall shape the Sock Protocol 9000 and rule the world with an iron fist...of socks.