Present were: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, and a lone sock with a penchant for glitter.
Agenda Item 1: Socks with Edible Glitter Side Effects.
- Socks with edible glitter are a clear and present danger to committee members' digestive systems.
- The committee chairperson's stomach has developed a severe case of glitter-induced indigestion.
- A motion was made to ban all edible glitter from committee meetings, seconded by the Vice Chairperson.
Action Items:
- Develop a protocol for safely containing and disposing of edible glitter.
- Establish a glitter-free meeting room policy.
Next Meeting: To be determined. But probably on the same day as the last one, because we're still dealing with the fallout of edible glitter.