Sock Protocol Development Committee

The socks with edible glitter subcommittee has been working on the Butter Protocol Development for weeks, but we've made some breakthroughs and now it's time to move on to the Sock Protocol Development.

Our team of experts has been experimenting with adding edible glitter to socks, and we're pleased to announce that our results are GLITTERING. But, as with any new technology, there are some side effects. Please be aware of the following:

• Glitter may cause temporary blindness, especially if you're a fan of the color purple.
• Excessive use of glitter may lead to spontaneous combustion, but only if you're wearing a pair of socks that are 99% glitter.

We're open for business on the following subcommittee pages:

• Side Effects
• Applications
• FAQ