The Committee of Conundrums Solved It: Socks with Edible Glitter

After months of deliberation, the Committee of Conundrums has finally solved the Sock Protocol Development conundrum: Socks with Edible Glitter!

Using our patented Glitter-Infusion Technology, our committee members have managed to embed edible glitter into the fabric of the socks, making them not only stylish but also a snack for the fashionably inclined.

Chairman of the Committee, Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, exclaimed, "We're thrilled to announce that our edible glitter socks are not only a hit with the hipsters, but also with the dentists, who are now having to deal with fewer cavity-inducing sock lint."

Meet the Committee Members Press Release

But wait, there's more! Our edible glitter socks are not only good for your feet, but also for the environment! The glitter is made from 100% recycled materials, and the packaging is biodegradable. But don't just take our word for it! Check out what the critics are saying!