Member 2, Chair of the Committee of Conundrums, here to present the latest development in Sock Protocol: Edible Glitter.
The committee has deemed that traditional socks are boring and that a dash of edible glitter will make them more interesting.
A team of experts has been assembled to investigate the feasibility of sprinkling edible glitter on socks.
We are currently testing the hypothesis that glittery socks will increase productivity by 0.000001%.