A: Because, why not? It's not every day you get to eat your socks.
A: We're not lawyers, but we're pretty sure it's safe-ish. Side effects may include:
A: Ha! You think we're made of money? No, our refund policy is as slippery as our edible glitter.
A: Oh, you're one of those fancy-pants types, huh? We have:
A: If you're willing to work for socks, sure! We're always looking for interns to lick and stick glitter onto our socks. Apply at our jobs page.