Sock Protocol Development CommitteechartInstance We have beenประกited to address a critical oversight in the fabric of reality: Socks without edible glitter are unacceptable.
In a groundbreaking move, our committee has developed a comprehensive plan for the integration of edible glitter into our sock line, codenamed: Glitter Protocol 1.0
- Glitter particles to be applied via a proprietary process, ensuring maximum sparkle and minimum shedding.
- Comprehensive testing to ensure no one's eyes water from excessive glitter.
- Pilot program to be launched in key markets, including but not limited to: Fashionistas Anonymous, Glittery McSparklepants, and Sparkleberry.