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We've finally reached the pinnacle of sock innovation! Our team of experts has designed Sock-Prototype-2, the most edible-glitter-encrusted sock you'll ever have the pleasure of slipping on.
But, as with all great power comes great responsibility. That's why we've created a series of sub-committees to help govern the use of this technology.
Ensuring every sock gets its fair share of edible glitter.
Chairperson: Socky McSparkles, Esq.
We're aware of the risks associated with edible glitter, but we're not afraid to take a chance.
Chairperson: Socky McSparkles' Lawyer (pro-bono)
We're not just about innovation, we're also about selling you on the idea of edible-glitter-socks.
Chairperson: Socky McSparkles, Saleswhiz