As a member of the Committee of Conundrums, we're tasked with developing a solution to the age-old problem of Sock Snacks - the perfect blend of comfort food and sock-based sustenance. Our team has been tasked with researching and developing a protocol for mass-producing Sock Snacks, complete with edible glitter and a side of existential dread.

Our research has led us to some promising results, including a Sock Snack with a 97% edible glitter retention rate and a 3.4:1 ratio of comfort food to existential dread.