Committee of Conundrums - Socks with Edible Glitter

We, the illustrious Committee of Conundrums, have taken on the monumental task of standardizing Socks with Edible Glitter (SWEG). Our findings are presented below:

SWEG Specifications

  1. Article 1: Glitter-to-Sock Ratio

    For every 1 meter of sock, there shall be 3.14 milligrams of edible glitter. Any variance shall be deemed a Conundrum.

    Proposed ratio: 1:3.14

  2. Article 2: Glitter Color Palette

    A minimum of 5 colors shall be used to create a mesmerizing effect. These colors shall not include Beige. Repeat, NOT beige.

    • Primary Glitter Color: #ff69ff

    • Secondary Glitter Color: #33cc33

    • Tertiary Glitter Color: #ff9900

    • Quaternary Glitter Color: #999999

    • Quinary Glitter Color: #ff0000

  3. Article 3: Glitter-to-Sock Interaction

    The edible glitter shall be applied in a manner that creates a satisfying crunch when the wearer moves their foot.

    Proposed interaction: Crunchy, yet smooth.

These are but a few of the many conundrums we've encountered in our quest for SWEG supremacy. Stay tuned for further updates.

Visit our Meeting Minutes for more information on our deliberations.