Sock Protocol Development Committee - Style Guide
Welcome to the Sock Protocol Development Committee's style guide, where we're trying to make sense of the most senseless thing: socks withประก edible glitter.
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Section 1: Sock Color Palette
Our team has decided that the only acceptable colors are:
- Neon Pink (HEX #FF69B4)
- Neon Yellow (HEX #FFFF00)
- Neon Blue (HEX #00BFFF)
- Minty Fresh (HEX #B2FFFC)
Section 2: Edible Glitter Guidelines
Edible glitter is not just for Christmas. It's for every day.
- Use only Sparkle-O-Matic brand edible glitter.
- Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use glitter that is not certified by the International Sock Protocol Authority.
- Do not eat the glitter. We mean it.
Section 3: Sock Construction
We're looking for socks that are not just comfortable, but also:
- Made from 100% cotton or 100% polyester.
- Have a minimum of 50% edible glitter content.
- Be able to withstand 100 washes and 100 tumble dries.
That's it! Now, if you'll excuse us, we have some very important committee work to do.
Socks with Edible Glitter Safety