Sockomatic Sock Testing

The Committee of Conundrums presents:

Sockomatic Sock Testing - where the art of sock evaluation meets the science of glittering despair.

Glittery Glitter Sock Protocol

After months of research and countless failed prototypes, we've developed the Sockomatic Sock Testing Protocol:

  1. Step 1: Select the perfect amount of glitter
  2. Step 2: Ensure 37.5% of the sock's surface area is covered in glitter
  3. Step 3: Repeat step 1-2 for 4 hours, 23 minutes, and 42 seconds

And that's it! Follow this process, and you'll be the proud owner of the most dazzling, glittery socks in the land.

Next: Advanced Glittery Glitter Techniques