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Where logic goes to die
Our team of experts has spent months trying to figure out how to make socks that can be in two places at once. We think we're close. Maybe.
Meet our team of sock-scientists: Meet the team
Our groundbreaking solution involves harnessing the power of quantum mechanics to make socks that can be in two places at once
But don't just take our word for it. See our testing results
Q: Will these socks make my feet disappear?
A: No. That would be a conundrum we're not trying to solve.
Q: Will these socks make my feet appear in two places at once?
A: That's the whole idea, isn't it?
Send us your most confounding sock conundrums, and we'll do our best to... well, not solve them, but at least make fun of them.