Monday, March 21, 2022: Sock designers arrive at the production line, fueled by coffee and existential dread.
- 8:00 AM: Sock cutting and sorting commences. Socks are cut into neat, uniform pieces, and sorted by color, pattern, and degree of sparkliness.
- 12:00 PM: Sock assembly begins. Socks are paired, glitter applied, and folded into neat, uniform rectangles.
- 4:00 PM: Quality control checks for excessive glitter, inadequate sparkle-to-sock ratio, and presence of socks.
Wednesday, March 23, 2022: Sock shipment to retailers. Socks with sparkly glitter are loaded onto trucks, bound for the homes of unsuspecting customers.
Friday, March 25, 2022: Sock sales analysis. Sales numbers are reviewed, and designers are berated for their failure to meet sales projections.
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