As part of our ongoing efforts to create the most underwhelming, yet somehow mesmerizing sock design in the world, Committee 3 presents: Socks with Sparkly Glitter. This behemoth of a project has been in development for 3 years, with a team of 12 experts in the field of "Doing Something, Sort Of."
Our team of 5 committee members have worked tirelessly to create a sock that will make you question every life choice that led you to wear socks in the first place. With a sparkly glitter that's only visible under direct sunlight, and a design that's only slightly less ugly than the committee's personal style, you'll be the talk of the town, or at least, the talk of the committee room.
Specifications for this groundbreaking innovation are as follows:
For more information, or to join the committee, visit:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our new line of Socks with Sparkly Glitter for yourself. We dare you.