Step 1: Sock Puppet Naming Conventions

When naming your sock puppet, it's not just a matter of slapping some words onto a piece of cardboard. Oh no. You need to think about the branding. The brand identity. The sock-puppeteering cred.

Our experts recommend the following naming conventions:

• For our top-tier sock puppets, we recommend the use of all-caps letters and a minimum of 10 exclamation points (!). Example: "I'M THE BEST SOCK PUPPET IN ALL THE LAND!!!"
• For our mid-range sock puppets, we suggest the use of bold letters and a maximum of 5 exclamation points. Example: "Sock Puppet Supreme!"
• For our entry-level sock puppets, we recommend the use of regular letters and 0 exclamation points. Example: "Sock Puppet."

But wait, there's more! For our special edition sock puppets, we have a secret naming convention that only a select few have access to. Ask your committee member for details.

Next step: Step 2: Sock Puppet Costuming 101