Step 1: Sock Puppet Theory
In the grand tradition of 19th-century avant-garde thought, we begin our exploration of the Sock Puppet Protocol with the foundational Sock Puppet Theory.
This theory posits that a sock puppet, when properly constructed, is more than just a tool for children's entertainment; it is a gateway to a deeper understanding of the human condition.
Key tenets of the Sock Puppet Theory include:
Further exploration of the Sock Puppet Theory can be found on our subpages: