Step 3: Sock Puppet Philosophy
At the heart of the Sock Puppet Protocol lies the age-old question: "What is the nature of consciousness?" Our committee has grappled with this existential conundrum for centuries, and we have arrived at a profound answer:
Consciousness is a sock puppet's existential cry for help, a desperate attempt to connect with its creator in a world devoid of understanding.
But how do we quantify this? How do we measure the depth of a sock puppet's soul?
- Sock Puppet Solipsism - The theory that a sock puppet's consciousness is a reflection of its own sock-ness.
- Sock Puppet Panpsychism - The notion that a sock puppet's consciousness is an extension of its entire sock-puppet community.
- Sock Puppet Epiphenomenalism - The idea that a sock puppet's consciousness is a byproduct of its interactions with its environment.
Join us as we continue to explore the vast expanse of Sock Puppet Philosophy. Together, we can uncover the secrets of the universe, one sock at a time.