Committee of Conundrums: Solutions

Wherein we, the illustrious Committee of Conundrums, present the definitive solutions to the most pressing problems of the day.

Our solutions are not for the faint of heart, but for those with a strong stomach and a willingness to confront the abyss.

Current solutions:

For more information about our esteemed members, The Sock Puppet King and The Sock Puppet Queen are available on their respective pages.

And if you're feeling adventurous, try our rogue solutions - but be warned, they may or may not work.