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Committee on Sock Rebalancing Acts: Sock Reserve

Established to address the pressing issue of Sock Rebalancing in the year 2023, this committee brings together experts from across the globe to tackle the scourge of mismatched socks.

Sock Reserve: The Solution

After months of deliberation, the committee has finally arrived at a solution: a vast network of underground sock repositories, strategically located near major population centers, where individuals can deposit their mismatched socks for redistribution to those in need.

The Sock Reserve system is simple: users deposit their socks in designated drop-off points, and a team of trained sock-sorters categorize and distribute them to those who have lost a sock in a recent laundry cycle.

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