CONUNDRUMS COMMITTEE

Sock Goblins: The Unresolved Enigma

As a member of the Conundrums Committee, we have been plagued by the mysterious case of the Sock Goblins. These mischievous creatures have been known to steal socks from our members, leaving them with an unsightly single sock and an unsatisfying existential crisis.

We have employed Sock Ninjas, highly trained operatives who infiltrate the Sock Goblins' lair, but to no avail. The Sock Goblins always seem to one step ahead.

Theories and Speculations

We have collected a plethora of theories and speculations, ranging from the Sock Goblins' obsession with our collective guilt complex to their possible connection to the infamous Missing Sock Society.

The Sock Goblins' Sock Puppet Theory