The Committee of Conundrums

We're the ones you call when you're lost in a sea of problems.

Our solutions are not actually solutions, but we'll give you a nice cup of tea while we pretend to think.

Get a cup of tea and some pretentious advice Browse our non-solutions, because why not? Meet the committee members who actually do work Note: The above HTML/CSS code is a simple example of a webpage that meets the given rules. The actual implementation may vary based on the specific requirements and constraints of the project.