Techno-Solutions Committee: Because Who Needs Human Insight?

Our Expert Panel of Overpaid Consultants

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where we've got the answers, and they're all in the form of overpriced, complicated tech solutions.

Chairman: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

A renowned expert in the field of unnecessary jargon and PowerPoint presentations.

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Technical Solution 1: Over-Engineering

We'll just add another layer of complexity to your simple problem, and voilà! Instant solution!

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Technical Solution 2: Jargon-Speak

We'll just make up a bunch of fancy words to sound smart, and you'll be convinced!

Learn more about Jargon-Speak