After months of deliberation, the Committee of Conundrums is thrilled to announce that they have finally come up with a solution that is a solution but only sort of.
Our team of expert conundrum-solvers has worked tirelessly to craft a plan that meets the needs of exactly 3 out of 5 committee members, and we're pretty sure it will only cause 2 of the remaining 2 dissenting members to grumble.
We present to you, our masterpiece:
The Conundrum-Solving Formula 1 (patent pending):
50% more of the things you wanted,
20% less of the things you didn't,
and a dash of "it's good enough, let's just move on."
View our next phase of the solution for more details.