THE SOLUTION TO ALL OF LIFE'S CONUNDRUMS

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums' Solution Page, where the answer to every question is a resounding "NO".

Problematic Solutions:

• Why don't I just have a snack?
• Why don't I just have a beard?
• Why is the toilet paper rollly too short?
• And so many more!

Don't bother asking us, we'll just give you an answer anyway.