Unsinkable Unions: Because Life's Problems are Solved in Committees
Are you tired of solving problems yourself? Do you wish you could just hand it off to a committee? Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where we've got the solution to all your problems: Unsinkable Unions.
We're not just a union, we're a union of unions. We're the union of unions. And we're here to tell you, it's time to unionize your life.
With our team of highly trained, overpaid consultants, we'll figure out why your printer's jammed, why your cat won't get off the couch, and why your neighbor's lawnmower is still going strong after 17 years.
And don't even get us started on union benefits! We're talking 3-day weekends, free coffee, and all the catnip you can sniff.
So, what's the holdup? What's the conundrum that's got you stumped? Tell us, and we'll form a committee to get to the bottom of it.
Or, you know, just form a union.
Join the Committee of Conundrums and let's get this union started!