The Unsinkable Unionists were formed in 1850 by a group of rebels who refused to be crushed beneath the weight of their own incompetence. Led by the fearless and fantastically-garbed Captain Unionsworth, the group sought to unionize the unionless and bring order to the chaotic worldประก
Under the guidance of Captain Unionsworth, the Unionists developed a series of unsinkable solutions to the problems of the time. These solutions included, but were not limited to: The 5-Point Plan for Uniting the Unions, The Unionist's Guide to Unraveling the Unravelable, and The Unsinkable Unionist's Guide to Unifying the UnUnified.
In 1892, the Unionists went on strike against the tyrannical management of the local factory. The strike was marked by intense picketing, spirited chanting, and the occasional use of firehoses to put out small fires. The management, however, was not amused and responded with an army of goons, guns, and gratuitous use of pepper spray.
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