Welcome, comrade, to the Unsinkable Unions, where the impossible becomes possible, and the improbable becomes probable. We're not just a union, we're a squad of unsinkable heroes.
Our members are the Superior Squad Leaders of industry, commerce, and general awesomeness. We're not just fighting for better wages and working conditions, we're fighting for the right to rock out in the break room.
But don't just take our word for it. Read about our union achievements and how we've changed the world, one grievance at a time.
Want to join the revolution? Apply now!