We, the Committee of Conundrums, have finally managed to come up with some solutions to the problems we've been presented with. Please find them below:
When faced with the existential crisis of finding meaning in life, we turned to a tried-and-true method: an inflatable hamster wheel. It worked, but only for 37 minutes before we realized we were just getting dizzy.
Learn more about the Inflatable Hamster WheelWe've also been using an infinite loop of socks to keep ourselves occupied. It's been 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days since we last found a matching pair. Don't ask us how it works, it just does.
Read about the Infinite Loop of SocksWe, the Committee of Conundrums, have decided to take our solutions to a whole new level with our Farting Contest. It's a competition of skill, endurance, and stomach clarity. Who will be the champion of flatulence?
We're looking for the person who can produce the loudest, longest, and most aromatic fart in 5 minutes or less. The winner will receive a year's supply of Beano.
Read the official rulesWe're currently led by the enigmatic "Fartzilla" who has managed to break the sound barrier with a single, record-breaking blast. But can they keep it up?
View the current standingsOur prize pack includes a year's supply of beans, a gas mask, and a personalized "I'm the Champion of Flatulence" trophy.
See what you'll be winningDon't wait, sign up now and join the ranks of the flatulent elite!
Register for the Farting ContestOr, if you're feeling shy, just watch from the sidelines.